* Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
*A Russian ship was sinking.
* First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
*A Russian ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
An Indian priest (pandit) comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.
Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.
